Hindi Mo Need Maging Ibon to Be Remotely Free!

Lol but in all seriousness, hello there, dear reader!

Our internet connection is strong and stable (just like the foundation for a great relationship).

Want to grab a virtual coffee sometime? 😉

If you haven’t exited this blog page yet and you’re still reading this exact very sentence, then congrats! You have a high tolerance for cringe-y and cheesy pick-up lines (def not for the weak-hearted).

Although April Fool’s month has already passed, we still kinda have our clown hats on because you know what they say:

 

And with that being said, know that I (the secret designated content writer for this blog), am aware that this write-up isn’t looking “too professional” for something that’s actually been posted to our official company website.

To my dear executives…if you’re reading this, please don’t fire me.

I’m just writing and giving what our target audience wants to see—a brand with some personality! *cues in confetti and champagne*

Also yes, this is me indirectly asserting my dominance that an actual human being with humor (debatable) and feelings is the one responsible for our monthly blog updates and it’s not just those AI copywriting bots in charge.

Ok? We cool?

Here’s a bonus fact that you did not ask for:
In some Spanish-speaking countries, April Fools’ Day is called “Día de los Inocentes” (Day of the Innocents), referencing the biblical story of the Massacre of the Innocents. However, it’s still celebrated with lighthearted pranks and humor.

Honestly, the previous sentences before this were kinda wild and it’s taking some time for it to really sink in.

And moving on… we’ve realized this month is also the perfect time to let you guys know more about the not-so-serious and quirky sides of our virtual assistants. We’ve asked them “What type of animal/vegetable would you like to be? Please justify your answer.”

After 1 survey and 141 responses later… here are some special mentions that gave us a good laugh.

“flying ipis – para maeexcite at sisigaw lahat pag nakita ako 😁” – Jemilie

“Potato! Very versatile. Always good in any shape or form!” – Keanna

“Bamboo – not very valuable in price but very resilient and has a lot of usage. It can be food, shade, fence, furniture, house, bbq stick, cookware for rice, fire ignition, etc. Plus Bamboo is a previous member of Rivermaya lol’ – Rustom

“Malunngay – hahaha all-inclusive po kasi and maraming benefits! Sana ganyan din yung function ko when it comes to being a mother, daughter, and wife.” – Eiren

“Dove, dahil simbolo po ito ng pagiging malinis at walang bahid dungis. 😌” – Kyla

“Hmmm, siguro po ibon. Dream ko po makapag travel ng libre kaya ibon na lang hehehe.” – Eloisa

“Cat. Para pa sleep2x lang :3” – Kimberly

“Carrots – Para luminaw ang mata nya at makita nya ang halaga ko sakanya 🥕” – Martin

“I want to become an Ampalaya. I know not everyone eats it, but only a few understand why, despite the bitterness, you will crave its distinct flavor and keep returning for more. Ampalaya may be bitter for some, but it is the greatest for those who enjoy eating it. Just like myself, I am not for everyone. Not everyone likes me, but there are a few people who do and recognize the good in me and why I exist.” – Jenvie

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Oh dba? Boogsh!

Those are the actual words and personalities of some of our virtual assistant friends and support team members. A friendly reminder that life doesn’t always need to be super serious 100% of the time.

Embrace your authentic human side and express yourself naman.

And remember, hindi mo need maging ibon to be remotely free when The VA Hub exists!

Just visit our How It Works page and you’ll be a step closer to remote work freedom.

 

Tara kape tayo (virtually),
The VA Hub Team